shinjiheckari:
friendly reminder that I Do Not Give a Heck

(via heyfunniest)
lameborghini:
imagine if tupperware had never been invented. what would become of the suburban white moms
(via orgasmic-humor)
nipplebutt:
*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history
(via sarasquins)
with father and boyfriend at family dinner
me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.
not-photogenic:
today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
(via orgasmic-humor)
when your favorite blog reblogs you

(via orgasmic-humor)
trillow:
remember when the world ended last year
(via sarasquins)